Received on Friday the following unsolicited email message from Julia Maguire of “The Capital Network”:

Stocks on Location Royal Randwick featuring Lunnon Metals, Echelon Resources, Aguia Resources, and Impact Minerals.

 Here, we have partnered with Foley Durham Executive Search & Board Advisory to create an exclusive events management business designed to connect investors, executives, and CEOs in some of Australia’s most iconic settings.

 Stocks on Location: On Track will deliver a thrilling and unique afternoon combining live horse racing, ASX investor presentations, high-level networking with guests dressed in fashions on the field.

 It will be complemented by lunch and beverages amidst the vibrant atmosphere of Sydney’s Autumn Carnival.

 This exclusive investor luncheon will be held at The Chairman’s Club Royal Randwick on Wednesday 25 March between 12:15pm and 5:15pm.

So here’s the proposition: dress up like a wanker, go to the racetrack, chug down free beer, listen to the presentations by the four resource hopefuls, stuff you face with as much tucker as you can reach for and at the same time you punt on the selected four stocks you punk the nags. And for the old cocks that have Viagra with their morning coffee and dream, there is the added bonus of the invitation coming from hot chicky-babe Julia.   Really, you could not make this stuff up.