@Strawman I thought I'd take the conversation over here to avoid forking the CBA discussion, after your outrageous Adelaide insult! :)
Don't worry, I'm not a proper Adelaidean yet! We only moved over here a couple of years ago (in Feb 2020 as luck would have it.) Yeah, Adelaide sure is a funny place.
We moved here because we got sick of Melbourne --- I grew up there and I've had enough of it now. Just too many people there. But definitely, the cheap housing over here was an added bonus. We're still renting, but thinking about buying now.
It does feel like it's stuck in the 80s, or maybe even the 70s sometimes. It was only recently that the shops were allowed to open before 11:00 on Sundays! It's a slower-paced place, and it's really grown on me. I'm never moving back to Melbourne now. (We had to visit the family last Christmas, and that was enough.)
If you do find yourself down here, then maybe a Strawman meetup should be on the cards! And make sure you pick up a Yellow Pages!!