Ha, love a good highlander reference @Parko5
Each to their own, but I'd be very wary of ETH, even if the SEC grants them an ETF.
Consider this:
Massive pre-mine (ie free allocation to insiders)
Regular change of protocol.
Clearly passes the Howie test (it's a security, not a commodity)
Only real world use case has been a platform to launch scam tokens.
Proof of stake grants added power and I fluence to large holders. Ie, it's centralizing.
A good chance they face legal issues at some stage (maybe even soon) for running an unlicensed security.
I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.