Pinned straw:
Oh wow, what a shocker!
You have to give some credit to the IR team though, who seem to have bent backwards in trying to wrap this lemon of an update in gold foil.
At first pass, it’s all about “emerging opportunities,” “strategic focus,” and “energising the business.” all of which is a funny way of admitting that “North America didn’t work out, and we’ve had to significantly lower expectations.”
Even the title of the update is a vain attempt at misdirection...“strengthening focus on ANZ opportunities.” As if the market won't notice the key message. Ie $150m in write downs (more plainly, and accurately, lost money).
The language is relentlessly upbeat.. it's almost insulting. Would far prefer a candid, no nonsense update than this drivel.
Heck, even the co-CEO departure is wrapped in warm farewells and “next chapters.” But when a turnaround story quietly halves its growth guidance, takes a nine-figure write-down, and delays its investor day, no amount of “strategic focus” talk can fully hide the smell.
Such a shame. There was really a great business underneath all of this hubris and fluff.